New York. March 2004

The Warwick Hotel, downtown Manhatten. Suprisingly flash for what we paid - I think they must have made a mistake...

Carnegie Deli, where the waitresses really do say "cwofee" and where the hot pastrami sandwiches are the size of your head.

J in Central Park. Looks warm doesn't it? Oh no.

Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art - more modern art than you can shake your Jackson Pollocks at.

Look - a school bus, like off the telly...

J in Grand Central Station - too nice to be a station. Can you make that flag a bit bigger, I can't see it.

The Chrysler building from the sidewalk. 319 metres high, fact fans.

And again, from Lexington and 41st. She is the prettiest building in NY for my money.

The Empire State, currently the tallest building in NY. And with the longest queues.

J outside the ESB. Inside we also went on the Sky Ride - $8 worth of end-of-the-pier flight simulation.

View from the ESB.

Another View.

Yep, another.

I though I'd take a picture of something other than the view. I mean, once you've seen one sprawling metropolis...

And these viewing thingies were pretty cool. A bet nobody takes a picture of these fellas. Much.

J peering tentatively. She squealed every time I put my hands through the fence.

The Love Sculpture by Robert Indiana was right next to our Hotel.

Hanging out in da subway with J.

Er yeah, we did a bit of shopping in SoHo (short for South of HOuston dontcha know). I bagged nine shirts, four t-shirts, two jackets & trainers.

Our TV. We watched a lot of Seinfeld, Friends, Frasier and The Simpsons. Oh and pay-per-view new movies.

Tiffanys, which have to say was a bit like Binns inside, or C&A.

St Patrick's Cathedral sits inbetween the big shops and sky scrapers of 5th Avenue

The Turneau Clocks, 57the Street

A big yellow taxi - none of the old style taxis a la 'Taxi Driver' or 'Joe le Taxi' are to be seen these days.

Fresco sculpture outside the associated press building.

The Ice Rink at Rockerfeller Plaza, bonny at night.

Filming the Today programme outside the NBC building. All the major networks have offices in NY and they lots of outside stuff.

J on the subway

The Statue of Liberty on a decidedly grey and chilly day.

J marvels at the statue while manhattens towers glower in the background.

DM and SOL

J and SOL

DM and SOL. Again.

The flatiron building on 5th Avenue - Js fave old-school sky scraper

One of the buildings around ground zero. Its black covering makes it looks an art installation

and another - you can see the damage to the structure.

A cross made from the girders of the twin towers marks the spot where they stood.

DM in Hooters. Was expecting the waitresses to be less ropey, I have to say.

Some Americans we met in Connerys bar - Jerry and Kelly. The hobbit-y one on the far right has nothing to do with us.

J, Central Park

DM, Central Park

J, Central Park near the ice-rink

Look, another bus like off the telly...

Penguins, in the suprisingly well stocked Central Park Zoo.

J with the polar bears.

J in the tropical house, 'admiring' a dicky bird

J and the seals, who were very jolly and jumped for us

Dear God...

Looking up, The Guggenheim Museum, interior.

Difficult to take a bad picture of this building. It did have a lot of bad art inside mind

Times Square one

Times Square Two

Times Square Three

Times Square four

Last one. Note the 100 foot poster of that hateful spaz, P Diddy.

A close-up of the Chrysler Building

The little walk man which has replaced the old WALK/DON'T WALK signs

Radio City

A sky scraper

Some more sky scrapers

J on the very lovely Brooklyn Bridge

and again

View from the Bridge

And safely back on the island. This was a very pretty building

A street stall, China Town. China Town is vast - as busy and full of sights and smells as the real China. Probably.

J and DM at Katz - the diner where the annoying scene in 'When Harry Met Sally' was shot

J with chicken noodle soup.

and DM with half a cow in a sandwich

Those familiar fire escape thingies.

The flatiron building again

A 'scraper that tells the time and temperature. The week we were there it was generally just below zero.

The main doors, Tiffanys.

A little, ahem, treat that I bought myself - an Ipod mini. Not out over here until April.

Dm in a nice Jazz cafe, Greenwich Village

A Taxi back to the airport - bye New York, good riddance self-righteous, objectionable New Yorkers...